Friday, March 19, 2010

All about Scott


My boyfriend was offended that he wasn't included in this blog, which, in my defense, I haven't been very loyal to and just recently let friends know existed (yikes!). Regardless...I've decided to devote an entire post to him so he doesn't feel left out any longer.
So...this is dedicated to Scott, Scotty, or Scoot as my niece calls him.
I met Scott a little over a year ago and he has changed my life. I once called him my superhero when he was helping me move out of the house I shared with an ex. Since then, he has continued to amaze me with his super powers. With him I feel safe and protected and most importantly...loved.
I've given him a lot of grief over the past year and he has bravely endured it.
He has become so much more than a boyfriend. He is my best friend and my biggest supporter. He has introduced me to new friends, who I am grateful for. Every one who meets him, immediately loves him. My family adores him. They say he is the best thing that I have ever done.
I have to agree.

Spring is a slut


I feel like I've been waiting for the arrival of Spring for so long now that I'm on the verge of giving up on it altogether. The few nice days we've had here and there have been nothing but big slutty teases and when it comes time to really put out, Spring buttons up her top and puts on a cardigan. Okay...so maybe that analogy is a bit of a reach, but I do sort of feel like a horny frat boy who keeps getting the promise of getting laid without the follow through.
I recently decided not to look at the forecast and if I woke up to a sunny day it would be a nice surprise, if not...it would be a let down but at least I wouldn't spend the entire week prior dreading the 30-degree forecast. But wouldn't you know people just love to talk about the weather. Every where I go I hear "can you believe they're expecting snow?!"
No...as a matter of fact, I can not believe it...don't want to believe it. I've put away those ugly snow boots and brought out the flip flops. T-shirts have replaced bulky sweaters.
I've been patient up until now. But I can not, will not, wait any longer. Spring, it is time to put out. You've made me wait long enough and the time has come.