Here goes...

I'm preparing to start my cleanse tomorrow. Got my grocery list, some crazy recipes and my motivation: the dress.
I'm determined to wear this dress to my friends wedding in three weeks and right now I look like a bull stuffed into a tight dress.
When I get sick of eating raw broccolli and drinking carrot juice, I will look at this dress. Better yet, I might just try it on and get inspiration from the stuffed bull effect.

This is going to be hard, but I can do it...